Monday, February 23, 2009

Tweeting the Oscars

seamuscondron Already seeing too many "So glad I'm not the only one who doesn't care about the Oscars" Tweets. Go read a book then plebeians! #oscar

holly_t Now I'm wondering: Oscars, plural or singular? Are the Oscars on? Is the Oscars on? Plural better no?

Zerbinetta Taraji's got her Spanx on!!! W00t Spanx! #oscars

TheFix Fix on Oscars...Rourke MUST win...any movie about wrestling is good enough for me.

Zerbinetta Evan Rachel Wood, trailer trash chic? Without the chic. #oscars

Zerbinetta And Jessica Biel decided to go with Bedsheet Coutore. Good choice. (Note sarcasm) #oscars

Zerbinetta Is Phillip Seymour Hoffmann on furlough from San Quentin? #oscars

KatMeyer robert downey jr. is looking quite well. sigh. #oscars

JackieKessler I may be one of the only people in America not watching the Oscars. Will I lose my citizenship? Will I be deported? If so, to where?

Zerbinetta RDJr = the hottest man in the Kodak Theater tonight. So far. He even looked better than Daniel Craig which I didn't think possible. #oscars

seamuscondron Entire cast of Slumdog on red carpet. Starting to sense the universe will end if it doesn't win best picture #oscars

Zerbinetta As much as it slays me to admit it, love Hannah Montana's dress. Now if she could only not talk... #oscars

megcabot I love Mickey Rourke!!! And I like Miley Cyrus's dress. And Vanessa Hudgens looks hot.

seamuscondron Jack Black is tanked, and Marisa Tomei, despite looking like a napkin sculpture, is gorgeous. #oscars

Zerbinetta How many disco balls died for Leslie Mann's dress? #oscars

Agent_M Wolverine's gonna kill someone during his #oscars opening monologue. Get 'em, runt.

seamuscondron Hugh Jackan is the balls! #oscars

elae "How come comic book movies never get nominated~~"

Zerbinetta New presentation process = 5 hour awards show. #oscars

RonHogan RT @jasonpinter Tilda Swinton looks like she just came from the set of Sprockets.

jsmithready Retweeting @Twitterkins: What is up with this intervention-style presentation?

KatMeyer dustin lance black, w/ his very much about acceptance speech, redeems the oscars, just a bit #oscars

SmartBitches Did the camera HAVE to cut to Angelina and Brad while Jennifer Aniston was presenting? I mean, REALLY?!

Zerbinetta First and last time Mr. Roboto gets thanked at the Oscars. #oscars

KatMeyer "thank you, my pencil." really - that guy totally stole my acceptance speech. doh.

Zerbinetta Sarah Jessica Parker you don't deserve Daniel Craig! #oscars

KatMeyer why is Glenda the Good Witch co-presenting with James Bond? and where are her crown and wand? #oscars

elae Aw, MILK snuck a gay kiss into the romance montage.

SmartBitches I can now stop watching after Natalie Portman said "hassidic meth lab"

seamuscondron Jessica Biel is the epitome of zzzzzzzzz #oscars

Zerbinetta Will Best Supporting Actor award dovetail into dead people montage? And if so, tacky? #oscars

RonHogan THis isn't just making the 1988 Oscars look good, this is making Tony Bennett's performance in the 1966 motion picture THE OSCAR look good.

SmartBitches Does the person who grooms Zach Efron's eyebrows get a salary?

TrinaMLee I agree with those of you who said Beyonce was lip synching. Noticed it right away.

danfaust Translation: "We're sorry we didn't give you the award for that cowboy movie. Here, have it now."

SmartBitches Kevin Kline: "My moustache. Is somber."

Colleen_Lindsay So...are brassieres no longer en vogue at the Oscars? #oscars

KatMeyer @Colleen_Lindsay no brassieres, Colleen - it's all about the spanx #oscars

caitkitt Not only was the Joker a great performance, but the win validates genre movies and genre as a whole. Thanks, Heath.

SmartBitches That was a long ass montage. Holy cow. Hello Will Smith. I will now ask that you get jiggy with it.

jsmithready Hate. Rounded. Lapels.

Agent_M Holy (*&^% I can't believe Will Smith made a "boom goes the dynamite" reference! http://tinyurl.com/yc5x7b Yesss

danfaust Did he just thank Josh Groban?

jasonboog Wall-e went a half hour without anybody talking! robbed in sound categories.

Zerbinetta Boooooo! Elliot Graham was robbed for Milk. Booooooo! #oscars

Colleen_Lindsay Have they done the Dead Folks Montage yet?

danfaust Whoa...Eddie Murphy's still alive?

seamuscondron Watching the only Eddie Murphy performance I'll see this year. #oscars

TrinaMLee Am I the only one getting bored with the Oscars?

SmartBitches AGAIN with Zach Efron? Dude. WTF? Got Product?

Colleen_Lindsay If Slumdog wins, my neighborhood is gonna go ballistic with joy, is all I'm sayin'. They've already got the Bollywood jamming in the SUVs

SmartBitches Liam Neeson and Natasha Richardson might be the two most genetically perfect people on earth.

seamuscondron And where the hell is Springsteen's nomination for The Wrestler? I'm not a huge Boss fan, but that song was amazing. #oscars

RonHogan (No, wait, there was that moment when Phillipe Petit balanced the Oscar on his chin. That was fun.)

Zerbinetta Paul Newman. I'm weepy. Despite Queen Latifa being so horrendously flat. #oscars

seamuscondron For all of you bitching, Heath Ledger was in last year's montage #oscars

jayewells Reese's dress confuses me.

danfaust Seriously, it's like she's got a dead, blackened Starro strapped across her chest.

jsmithready Holy crap, Nicole Kidman has sea anemone growing out of her bosoms.

danfaust "Dad whistle or something..." Highlight of the night.

jayewells Who's Adrian gonna kiss this year?

danfaust I love that they give Rourke to Sir Ben.

Agent_M It was as if a million wrestling fans cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Colleen_Lindsay HELL YES! PROPS TO YOU SEAN PENN! The two best acceptance speeches were both for MILK.

Zerbinetta You go, Sean. Hearts. #oscars

KatMeyer happy that penn won for milk.

jsmithready Sean Penn rules. Spicoli lives!.

lisa_amowitz YAY for Slumdog!!!!

RonHogan @Colleen_Lindsay Nope, Ricardo Montalban died a day AFTER Patrick McGoohan & made it into the #oscars death tribute.

siabra Woke up to Oscar news everywhere. Good that I didn't want to watch a replay ;o) So happy Kate won. Maybe someday Leo will too.

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