1. Shout Out to the three best dressed women at the SAG awards last weekend: Kate Winslet, Tajari Henson and the DIVINE Viola Davis. Seriously, that yellow one-shoulder number is phenomenal. Want to know something disgusting? She's 43 years old. Yep. I would have killed to look that good at 23, let alone 43. You GO, Viola!
2. Shout Out to the Arizona Cardinals. A perennial joke in the NFL, up until this season, their most famous player was Rod Tidwell, portrayed by Cuba Gooding, Jr. in Jerry McGuire. Now, with Larry Fitzgerald and iron-jawed Anquan Boldin on fire and Kurt Warner playing like he's not collecting social security, I'm picking them to win. SHOW ME THE SUPERBOWL RING!
3. Shout Out to the Illinois State Legislature. Not because they are about to impeach their meglomaniacal governor, but because they patiently sat through the longest martyr speech in the history of the world. Blago was in fine form today, basically comparing himself to Jesus and stating that the only thing he did wrong was "caring too much." Okay, that may be true. He cared too much about his ego, his bank accounts, his press junket... Hey Blago, can't wait to see you play yourself in the TV movie. The real question is, can the Legislature impeach Jesus? Yes, yes they can.
4. Lastly, Shout Out to @TheHyperFix who Tweets live from The White House press conferences. Which is so, so, SO much more interesting than listening to poor Robert Gibbs stammer his way through them. If you're a politics junky like myself, I suggest you Follow.
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