pandora/ipod: do you really have to ask?
I hereby declare today ~
BOOTY SHAKE FRIDAY
I would like to dedicate today to all my fellow big-bootied girls out there. No longer will we stand with our backs to the wall so passers-by don't brush against us in a crowded bar! No longer will we tie a sweatshirt around our waists to try and camouflage our backsides! No longer will we avoid buying the pencil skirt because it may or may not be too "hoochie" for work!
NO LADIES! Because today we celebrate Booty Emancipation!
When someone has to squeeze passed your booty in a packed bar, giving you that inevitable goosing, don't apologize. Say "YOU'RE WELCOME, BUDDY!"
Wearing your yoga pants to the gym? Don't hide it: do your squats with pride!
Worried that skirt hugs in all the wrong places? Buy some Spanx and strut it!
In the immortal words of that booty pioneer Sir Mix-a-Lot:
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back.
This post is dedicated to the People of Purgatory.
You're welcome. :D
Buahahahaha.... I am BOOTYLICIOUS and PROUD!!! ;)
ReplyDeleteI love you.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
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I'm proud to know you, Gretchen. Even though I have a tiny little buttlet, you still accept me. You're so open-minded!
ReplyDeleteha ha, nice! I need to borrow some, so I can join the party!
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, ladies. I don't discriminate based on booty.
ReplyDelete:D
You are a beautiful woman. Flaunt it! And we love you.
ReplyDeleteLOL, I have plenty to share. Fun post, Gretchen!
ReplyDeleteBring the booty, bring it!
ReplyDeleteIs this a weekly holiday? Monthly? Once a year doesn't seem like enough. :)
ReplyDelete*cranks KC and the Sunshine Band*
Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
LOL
I read somewhere once that when you become a certain age, you have to decide if you want the fat to fill out the wrinkles in your face, or a perky ass. Guess which one I chose.
ReplyDeleteNonetheless, shaking my booty in a sign of unity as we speak.
LOL! That video drives me nuts though.
ReplyDeleteNow here's a holiday I can get behind. :D
ReplyDeleteLOL! This was an outstanding post. I'm tearing up over here. "You're welcome, buddy!" SUPAGOOD!
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome, D.M.
ReplyDeleteBwaahahahahahahaha